I can’t help but share this lovely piece of hilarity and truth with you all directly. E.W. is just a treat! 😀
I truly try not to swear, I don’t like it when bad words roll off my tongue, and I certainly do not try to write about it. However, the other “F” word is okay to talk about, because it involves something we all do, no matter how straight-laced, upper class, or religious you might be. Yes, I am talking about the word Fart. We all do it, sometimes more loudly in private, but we do it. Some of us so loud, we can shake the very foundations of the earth. However, some people have it down to a science, as you are about to learn.
When I was little boy my mother demonstrated how you could relieve gas by laying flat on your belly and then raising your torso into the air so that your sphincter resembled Mount Vesuvius. I suppose the reason is that gas rises through your…
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